Jack and Prinny chapter 9

It is said by some, that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Is this phrase true? Some think so and have proven it to themselves and their friends, the rest….well…..lets just say they were better off not finding out.

*morning time, Beth's small house, in a small bed room that's barely supporting two*

Prinny:*twitching and shivering on the floor* Jack…dood…buddy…I don't think we're going to make it…..it's been so long…..

Jack:*lying on one of the beds* but it's only been a few hours…don't you think you're being a little melodramatic?

Prinny: I don't know why you're talking about marshmallows being in drama, but the point is we're going to die, dood!

Jack: whatever you say crazy dood, we need to get out of the small room though. It's starting to make me claustrophobic.

Prinny: You're afraid of Santa Claus? Why didn't I know that and besides Beth will beat you with bat if you leave this room…especially if "you" leave this room dood.

Jack: I told her it wasn't my fault, she doesn't believe me!

Prinny: You derailed an entire flying train dood! How do you even do that?

~yesterday afternoon this happened~

*a golden train flies up to Celestia and rolls down the window to talk to Jack, prinny, and Beth*

Fairy: Excuse me I think we're in the wrong game, can you direct us to dragon que-

Jack: HOLY CRAP! NAVI FROM LEGEND OF ZELDA AND THE GHOST TRAIN OF DEATH TEAMED UP TO SWALLOW MY SOUL!

Fairy, Prinny, and Beth: *looked very skeptical at jack* what?

Jack: YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME LISTEN NAVI! *takes bombs out of prinny pouch and starts throwing them at the train* YOU MUST DIE, THE MILLIONS OF FRUSTRATED GAMERS WILL BE AVENGED!

*the explosions break the train apart and it falls out of the sky*

Fairy: AAAAGGGGGHHH! *falls with the train as prinny and beth try to hold Jack back as he continues throwing bombs off the side of the clouds*

Jack: VICTORY! VICTORY IS MINE! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

~flash back ends~

Jack: how was I supposed to know they didn't want my soul?

Prinny: Because they were just asking for directions maybe, like they said?

Jack: Yeah well, now Beth is all pissed at me again and won't let us leave this room….hey didn't we already have a flash back?

~A few hours ago, night time~

Beth:*opens the door to the small room* this is where you'll be staying till I can ask the Seraph what to do with you two. Since you've clearly shown that you can't be trusted…..or competent *anime angry vein*

Jack: I said I was sorry!

Beth: That doesn't make up for the train you destroyed, that fairy that was in it, and the possible people you might have killed from throwing bombs off the edge.

Jack: It was an accident!

Beth: How was "that" an accident?

Jack: uh…I…slipped?

Prinny: Nice cover dood *pats his back*

Beth: Regardless…..you stay in this room till the Seraph decides what to do with you two. That means don't leave this freaking room, because if you do….death will feel like relief after what I'd do to you. *begins to leave the room*

Jack: What, no bed time story?

Beth: *stops* No Jack just shut up and do not leave this room.

Jack: Well how about a good night kiss?

Beth: Try it…..and I'll crack your skull open….good freaking night! *leaves and slams the door behind her*

Jack: She so digs me *grins*

Prinny: Yeah she likes you the same way that Master Etna liked my cousin Mike.

Jack: But she stabbed him forty times then blew him up by strapping dynamite to him then throwing him.

Prinny: Exactly dood.

~flashback ends~

Jack: Well I guess we just do as she said, we stay here and wait.

Prinny: Right. *A cock roach scurries by* Dood, a roach!

Jack: I'll get its just one Roach right? *goes to squish it but keeps missing* Damn it!

~mean while at the outside of the Seraph's place~

Beth: (thoughts: I have no doubt this won't go well on their side….but I got to try) *walks into the Seraph's palace*