Jack and Prinny chapter 4

When someone panics it take 3 seconds for their brain to register the situation and then 2 seconds to panic about it….on the other hand idiots either don't panic at all or panic immediately. This was exactly what was happening at the time for Jack and Prinny, because the merciless prince Laharl had just sentenced his two worst underlings to be banished to every demon worst nightmare Celestia. As the two got dragged off to the gate to Celestia one thing went through their mind…when's lunch?

*Two Gargoyles drag Jack and Prinny to the gate with Laharl and Leo following behind*

Jack: Dood, I'm freaking out! My dad told me tons of frightening stories about Celestia when I was little! *flashes back to his awful memories of his father telling him ghost stories about celestia* No more, no more daddy….I want mom tell the story now! *Has a bad memory spaz out*

Prinny: Relax dood we'll find the nearest Grande Taco there and hide in it, the plan is fool proof dood!

*Gargoyles get ready to throw them into the gate*

Laharl: Oh by the way, there are no Grande Tacos in Celestia. *Begins his evil laugh*

Prinny: What? Well, what about Taco bell?

Laharl: No.

Prinny: Tito's Burritos?

Laharl: No and there's no Chipotle grill either!

Prinny: NOOOOOOO! You heatless monster, how could you do such a thing? I curse vendetta on you, I curse it I say! I hope you become a prinny and I mean a weird looking Prinny, with weird hair antennas like yours and I hope you find love! That's right I went there! How about that?

(Epic foreshadowing XD)

Laharl: This conversation is over, good bye weaklings.

*Gargoyles throw Jack and Prinny into the gate portal*

Jack & Prinny: ! Dood…

Laharl: Me a Prinny? Yeah like that would ever happen. Good ridens, come Leo it's time to count up all the HL we made with the stuff we stole from Midboss *walks for the overlord's castle*.

Leo: Right away sir. *follows Laharl*

*In the portal zone Jack and Prinny are spinning over and over towards Celestia*

Jack: I think I'm gonna be sick dood. *turns a little green, but manages to keep it in*

Prinny: Jack dood, it's been nice knowing you buddy.

Jack: I know I'm an interesting dood.

*Light can be seen up ahead*

Jack: This is it! Let the world of sheer terror begin!

Prinny: Hey Jack since we're going to die can I tell you something?

Jack: sure what is it?

Prinny: Remember how your PSP was smashed mysteriously? I did it.

Jack: What? I'll kill you! I'll kill you!*Grabs and starts throttling* why'd you do that? That cost me my life savings!

Prinny: The buttons were so small and I have no fingers and I got frustrated and I just lost it, I'm sorry!

*light gets closer*

Prinny: Good bye Tacos, I'll miss you!

*They enter the light and plop right in to Celestia*

Jack: This is Celestia? Dad made it sound a lot scarier in the stories…..

Prinny: Did your dad do anything that didn't scar you for life?

Jack: Well Mom made him stop telling me stories, so she tucked me in every night….and then Dad tiptoed in and whispered "beware the chickens."

Prinny: Well that explains why you only get beef tacos. *looking around* You know dood, get past the sun shiny happy land look and it's not all that bad.

*Angels begin to appear and come towards the two*

Jack: Whoa there are angels here! Do you think they want to kill us?

Prinny: No dood, I heard angels are peaceful people. They're probably just the welcoming committee here to throw us a welcome party.

*Angels swarm Jack and prinny and point there spears at them*

Jack: Welcoming committee huh?

Prinny: This is the worst welcome party ever!

Well, looks they're not out of the woods yet, but these to don't know the definition of giving up….no seriously they don't know….