Jack and Prinny chapter 6Far, far away from the worlds you know lives a land similar to what you would call heaven. The lands name is Celestia where the good and kind souls go when they die. Celetia is also home to the angels, the kindest beings in the entire universe. The angels do not like to fight but will when necessary, they usually like to try and rationalize peacefully first before resulting to violence ..well most of them do any way one in particular is different from the others and her name is Bethmura, or Beth for short and she is not the usual kind of angel.
*Beth drags Jack and Prinny to the edge of the clouds*
Prinny: What are you going to do to us?
*Beth holds Jack and Prinny over the edge of the clouds*
Beth: I'm going to drop you. *smirks*
Prinny: Wait you can't do that dood!
Beth: Sure I can .and I will too.
Prinny: Wait I thought angels were kind and compassionate.
Beth: Well, I'm not like most angels.
Prinny: Come on, have mercy crazy angel girl dood!
Beth: Mercy, never heard
Jack and Prinny chapter 5In a way of looking at it, the Nether world is hell and Celestia is heaven. Of coarse either way you look at it the two worlds never get along, but the angels never hate or discriminate anyone except maybe two stupid demons who were forced to live in celestia, but I'm sure those two are fine ..who am I kidding they're screwed.
*A group of angels drag a tied up Jack and Prinny to deal with them*
Jack: The angels are a "Peaceful" people you said, they're throwing us a party you said! *grunts*
Prinny: Well how was I supposed to know that they were going to tie us up and beat us in an orderly fashion?
Jack: oh I don't know .maybe cause we're demons!
Prinny: Well you don't have to be all rude about it dood.
Jack: Yes I can! It's your fault I'm here in the first place!
Prinny: Well, that's besides the point dood.
*Angels stops moving and get into a circle, putting Jack and Prinny in the middle of it. They then quickly point their spears at the two, ready to attack*
Jack and Prinny chapter 4When someone panics it take 3 seconds for their brain to register the situation and then 2 seconds to panic about it .on the other hand idiots either don't panic at all or panic immediately. This was exactly what was happening at the time for Jack and Prinny, because the merciless prince Laharl had just sentenced his two worst underlings to be banished to every demon worst nightmare Celestia. As the two got dragged off to the gate to Celestia one thing went through their mind when's lunch?
*Two Gargoyles drag Jack and Prinny to the gate with Laharl and Leo following behind*
Jack: Dood, I'm freaking out! My dad told me tons of frightening stories about Celestia when I was little! *flashes back to his awful memories of his father telling him ghost stories about celestia* No more, no more daddy .I want mom tell the story now! *Has a bad memory spaz out*
Prinny: Relax dood we'll find the nearest Grande Taco there and hide in it, the plan is fool proof dood!
*Gargoyles get re
Jack and Prinny chapter 3A wise man once said it takes a while to drag anger and even longer to drag fear. But in this situation it only takes twenty minutes to drag two idiots to the overlord's castle. Jack and Prinny were terrified, they had no idea what punishment they would receive from the mighty and merciless Prince Laharl, but even what ever they were imagining he'd do to them scared the two stiff. Leo on the other hand had a smirk on his face; he was ready to watch their punishment as if it were entertainment (Which in this case it kind of was).
*Leo drags Jack by his hood and Prinny by his pouch into the overlord's thrown room, Laharl is sitting in the thrown*
Leo: Sorry to disturb you master, but I have bad news. (Leo was the first pupil Laharl planned to teach, so Leo looks up to him with great respect)
Laharl: Well I've been having a rough day, so make it quick maggot! (Laharl on the other hand could care less)
Leo: Very well master, the vehicle that you requested to have made for your conquest, ha
Jack and Prinny chapter 2Our story begins in none other than the nether world. You'd think that we'd probably start things off in someplace amazing like The overlord's castle or Evil Academy, well if you thought that, then you're totally wrong. This story begins on the road ,and no not the road of destiny, just a road in the middle of nowhere in an almost desert-like region of the nether world and down this road are the two demons that are going to put this into motion. Those are Jack and Prinny, two demons who like to do two things and two things only, Partying and goofing off, which is exactly what they're doing now ..
(Black in black music is heard and a shabby looking car with a humanoid demon and a Prinny show up)
Jack: Dood! This is awesome, where'd you get this?
Prinny: Let's just say I know a dood!
Jack: Well dood you've really out done yourself, this thing is awesome!
Prinny: Hey Jack dood, when can I drive?
Jack: Later man, besides you don't have any fingers!
Prinny: Well that was uncalled
Jack and Prinny chapter 1The nether world is full of strange, violent creatures that would rip your arms off for even looking at them funny. This was once all in pursuit of being the next overlord of the nether world and there was one warrior, one prince who would never say die, the son of the former overlord himself. This is not his story; this story is about a duo of demons. This is the story about two demons that would cause much trouble for the nether world as, well as human world and Celestia. These demons were the most foul and cruel souls of them all ..or so they thought any way, in truth they were the worst of the worst at what they did. This is the story about two slacker demons, one was a fast talking humanoid demon and the other was a party dude penguin-like demon. This is the story of Jack and Prinny.